Beckham fights the battle of the bulge
No, we won’t now travel back in time to the times of World Wars although with the characters involved, it’s like the plot for a Hollywood movie. There’s this extremely rich Brit who plays this weird game they call football. This is the game played by women over here in the US.
This Beckham guy is hanging out with the stars in LA and now Tom Cruise is boasting that he’s lost 10 pounds in six weeks thanks to Beckham’s advice. So kicking a ball help you lose weight. I think our girls won a gold medal at the Olympics a few days ago, but that Beckham is not a girl, of course, although he does wear a sarong (that’s a skirt for men). Well, let’s not go there. You don’t have to be a scientologist to figure that one out. But Cruise has been under pressure from Katie Holmes who’s fifteen years younger than him. Love handles aren’t that sexy, even in a movie star. But, gotta give Cruise credit. Most other A-listers would have been quietly popping pills like Acomplia - the top European weight loss pills.
But David must have a diet book coming out, so Cruise is out there pitching for him. If he has lost weight, perhaps he’s quietly taking Acomplia. But let’s not go there. The moral of this is: if you can’t hang out with top Brit footballers who dress like homosexualists, you can take Acomplia and lose weight the easy way.
